Sparks fly when a Feminist meets a Jingoist

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I have recently become a Feminist Magnet (wish I typed chick magnet). Not sure, why am I attracting their attention. I have had few conversations with anonymous Twitter handles.

Last convo went like this..

(after a brief exchange of pleasantries)

She – I am a feminist

Me – ok

She – Just ok?

Me – What do you want me to say?

She – Alright! And you are?

Me – I am a jingoist

She – I knew!

Me – Not that difficult to guess, right?

She – LOL

She – What is your faith?

Me – Sarcasm

She – What?

Me – Yes, can I guess yours?

She – Sure

(after 5 minutes)

She – hello

She – you there?

Me – Yes

She – You did not guess?

Me – I guessed!

She – You did not say.

Me – Ohh. I just wanted to guess 😀

She – I did not understand.

Me – My faith is a bit difficult to understand

She – I hate you already

Me – Wow! I guessed it right

She – alright now! Tell me what your guess about my faith is

Me – Hate

She – What?

Me – “Hate” is your faith!

She – You are a misogynistic male pig

Me – Not sure of the adjective. Next time, use whatever adjective that suits your faith but call me a lion 😉

It’s been more than 24 hours, and I am waiting for her hate male. Why is she not responding? Sorry! Did I type, ” hate male.” It should have been hate mail 😀

Aaah! Now, if you are mad at me for writing this, remember, I am hard to stay mad at 🙂 . If you wish to know what I thought about feminists, read further. Do I hate them? No. Do I feel sorry for them? May be! I usually do not hate anyone unless they cross swords with me.

Personally, I feel sorry for those who are nothing but a hate group of misandrists masquerading as feminists.

Thank you for reading! Now, get back to your lowly lives 😀

~Satan